Zombie Masses

Zombie Porn Star T-shirt

Charlie Hintz — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 23:08:43 +0000

In light of the recent controversy surrounding my wife Stacy Hintz being removed from her leadership position in our daughter’s Girl Scout troop due to her involvement with Wisconsin Sickness and the sensationalized headlines in the media using the words cannibals, serial killers and zombie porn on TV in reference to my work, we have released the first ever official Zombie Porn Star t-shirt right here.

Many more designs will be available soon on the brand new official website zombiepornstar.com

Nightmare Magazine #18

Charlie Hintz — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 18:05:15 +0000

The cover of horror comic Nightmare #18 from April 1974 – Beneath the graves of the living dead is hell! And of course they’re trying to drag this helpless young beauty in a tattered dress down with them. If I was a rotting zombie doomed to the living hell of the undead, I’m pretty sure I’d do the same.

Zombies in Plain English

Charlie Hintz — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 17:46:23 +0000

Halloween is coming. This video will teach you how to tell the difference between someone in a costume and a real zombie, as well as how to survive a zombie attack. Remember: zombies don’t eat candy, and a flaming zombie can be even more dangerous than a normal one.

City of the Living Dead

Charlie Hintz — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 17:40:35 +0000

City of the Living Dead, also known as The Gates of Hell and numerous other alternate titles, is a 1980 Italian movie by the infamous Lucio Fulci.

After a priest hangs himself in a cemetery, the gates of Hell are opened, releasing zombies with super strength, teleportation and levitation who begin killing off people in a remote town. It features a scene where actress Daniela Doria vomits actual sheep entrails during an intestine vomiting scene.

Zombie Massacre Comes to Film

Charlie Hintz — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 17:23:33 +0000

Remember the 1998 video game Zombie Massacre, a Doom clone that came out for the Amiga computer during it’s final days? Me neither. But now it’s coming to film, thanks to Uwe Boll. The Zombie Massacre film adaptation will be directed by Marco Ristori and Luca Boni.

Look for the first teaser trailer sometime in October.

Here is the first poster:

Zombie Diaries 2 Trailer

Charlie Hintz — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 00:01:45 +0000

Three months have passed since a viral outbreak wiped out 99.9 per cent of the world’s population, turning its victims into flesh-eating living dead. In the UK, a surviving band of soldiers and civilians have taken refuge at a rural military barracks. Life is tough, but hope appears when a high level communication is received from a military base on the coast, telling of sanctuary elsewhere in Europe…

Here’s the trailer for World of the Dead: The Zombie Diaries 2:

Toxic Zombies Movie Poster

Charlie Hintz — Wed, 25 May 2011 16:41:29 +0000

After killing two government agents who’ve smoked out their illicit crop, a group of cannabis-cultivating hippies are doused with an experimental government pesticide that transforms them into cannibalistic zombies. Now, instead of growing locoweed, they’d rather harvest human flesh.

Check out the beautiful zombie poster art for the 1980 flick Toxic Zombies, also known as Bloodeaters:

Zombies of Mass Destruction

Charlie Hintz — Wed, 25 May 2011 16:25:54 +0000

An idyllic island town is under attack by that most invasive of pests: zombies! Port Gamble is being overrun with braineaters, and the people seem powerless to stave them off. But wait, a rag tag band of rebels is trying to turn the tide and push the invading hoards of undead back.

The Zombie Autopsies

Charlie Hintz — Mon, 23 May 2011 17:25:14 +0000

As the walking dead rises up throughout the world, a few brave doctors attempt to find a cure by applying forensic techniques to captured zombies. Based on the research of renowned zombie expert Dr. Stanley Blum, performed at a remote island where a crack medical team has been sent to explore a radical theory that may lead to a cure for the epidemic, THE ZOMBIE AUTOPSIES documents for the first time the unique biology of zombie organisms. Twenty-five detailed drawings of the internal organs of actual zombies provide an accurate anatomy of these horrifying creatures, including zombie brains, hearts, lungs, skin, and the digestive system, while Dr. Blum’s notes reveal shocking insights into how they function, even as Blum and his staff themselves begin to succumb to the plague. No one knows the ultimate fate of Dr. Blum or his researchers, but now that his notebook, THE ZOMBIE AUTOPSIES, has been made available to the UN, the World Health Organization, and the general public, his scientific discoveries may provide the last hope for humans on earth!

The Zombie Autopsies was written by Dr. Steven Schlozman and features anatomical illustrations of zombie dissections by Andrea Sparacio.

Get it now right here.

The Last Mailman

Charlie Hintz — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 22:43:45 +0000

Four-year degree in business.

Trained in hand-to-hand combat.

Works well with zombies.

This is the resume of the last mailman on Earth. It is the near future, and the modern world we knew has been overrun and destroyed by reanimated corpses who hunt humans for food. Mankind has retreated to small pockets of civilization and practically surrendered to these walking dead. But one man routinely leaves behind the safety and comfort of his home in this new world in order to find the people and things we’ve long abandoned. He battles the elements. He battles his own brewing insanity. But mostly, he battles zombies.

This is his story.

The Last Mailman is a kindle-only book by Kevin Burke and is available on Amazon right here.

“Neither Rain, Nor Sleet, Nor Zombies!”